Friday, July 06, 2007

Cop Porn

Another long day, had just got over! Long coz it was a friday and you know how eagerly we want to get out of office and enjoy the weekend. My friend offered me a hitch in his car till the railway station. After a 20 minute drive I was ambling towards the platform for which I had to cross a Foot Over Bridge. I was completely lost within myself and trudged with utmost nonchalance. I was on the middle of the bridge when suddenly I felt an arm on my shoulder. I thought it to be a friend and looked up straightaway. I was slightly startled to see a burly stranger looking at me in the eye. He was about 6 feet tall and had a very stern look on his face.

I was wondering who this man is, when he asked me to show my railway ticket. He wasn't wearing a Ticket checker's uniform so I was still staring at him. Well, he just reached for his shirt pocket, took out his ID card and flashed it near my eyes. He was a policeman. Whoa! No more arguments. I took out my wallet obediently and heck, my railway pass took ages to come out. I don't know why, but I get the jitters in front of these cops.

Anyway, I finally managed to pull out the pass and showed it to him. After a careful scrutiny he handed it back to me and I was about to leave, when he asked what's in my trouser pocket. Now that is none of his business, I thought, but would I dare tell him. Slaps are delivered like showers on a rainy day, I have seen these guys belt up people on the road. I told him it was my cell-phone. "Show it to me", he demanded. In no time, I gave it to him. Man!!! I am no criminal, but I was still feeling scared about something.

Well, my cell-phone the N-91, is one of the latest, and I was kind of surprised to see him operate it with ease. He directly went to the Menu, the file manager, the folders. He opened the real player, the video clips folder. Now I was getting it...he was searching for sleaze..hehehe...well not that he was gonna watch it and say thanks, but instead, he would have had a real hiding for me in store, had he found something.

Well, with the kind of MMS scandals happening so frequently, the cops are justified in searching the cell phones. Phew...my phone was clean. He asked me its price before handing it back to me. I told him and walked off relieved. Guys, this is a message for you. Please don't carry porn.

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